MACHINA MUERTE

Steady blogging on the internets for special interest...

2010.
Get three albums finished.
Get childrens book finished.
Get laundry done on a more consistent basis.
Buy groceries on a more consistent basis.
Save some loot.
Smoke more.
Drink more.
Eat more red meat.

ISAIAH TOOTHTAKER: YIGGY

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Tracklisting:
1. Pressure (Prod. by Subtitle)
2. On the Outies (Prod. by Subtitle)
3. I gotcha Featuring Mestizo (Prod. by Meaty Ogre)-HUMANSUIT
4. Magna Carta (Prod. by Masq...ue Anonymous)
5. HARD AS HELL (Prod. by MEGASOID)
6. T.T.T. (Prod. by Eric Steuer of Meanest Man Contest)
7. Revenge (Prod. by Jamie Laurie)
8. Who am I? (Prod. by Magi aka TS)
9. Werewolfing Featuring Zackey Force Funk & Crime (Prod. by MEGASOID)
10. FUCK 2009 (Prod. by Eligh of Living Legends)
11. The shark’s in my mouth (Interlude)
12. Still ill (Prod. by Subtitle)
13. BassFace (Prod. by MEGASOID)
14. Not really (Prod. by Jacob Safari)
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Zidane headbutt

Zidane said "if u want my shirt that bad, ill give it to you after the match" and Materazzi replyed "I rather have your whore of a sister"

NONO

Maori Haka V's Aboriginal War Cry

That's better than Billy Idol indeed.

Ghostface Doll - Christmas commercial

PURPLE TAPE ON NAVY GREEN WRAPPING PAPER

The Best Of Yo Mtv Raps Vol 1

many afternoons and nights spent filling my mind with endless music and video flickering till seizure.

ODB

Put the lotion in the basket...

the greenskeepers

My sister out me up on this... we are kind of fucked up. Oh well...

Pet Shop Boys - It's a Sin

Kareoke anyone?

PIANO CAT

I wanta piano cat. He'd get all the bitches... If he was a she she'd get all the bitches too. I'd name it BIG PUSSY.

Draw.

I used to draw huge boobed women all the time operating heavy metal robots with spikes driving corvettes and unicorn pegasus. YEAHHHHHHHH! Now I listen to Southern Rap and snap all the time after i dap.

Weta (Super Giant Cricket) slaughter down camel spider

I love nature. I love insects and really big insects.

Robert Moog on BBC

I used to screen print tee-shirts with Robert's mug on them... I miss those old days. Talking D&B with my homie in Reston Va. Putting people up on music is the best feeling in the world. I may have fucked some people up with musical overload and made them break themselves but alls fair in love...

Printing

Dudes voice is insane...for some strange reason I can't stop listening to it. I wonder what kind of sweater vests this dude wears and the kind or tea collection he has, how he wraps christmas gifts or if he has a dungeon. Chains and wild animals living down there, a hairless cat? hmmm what kind of sandwiches he eats, are there kosher meats involved? frequent trips to thailand with a close friend?

TTT

Isaiah Toothtaker is possibly one of the greatest walking human beings and I'm lucky to call him a friend and he returns my phone calls. I saw him do some of the illest feats known to man all the while twirling his mustach. He is carnival strong-man strong and twice as honory as the bearded lady menstruating. He put up with my avid porn watching at his house and drunken ramblings as I was getting dissed by girls cold crushing my heart. We are fans. Cold cut from the same clothe. I like putting cold infront of things like a cold cold-cut sandwich. It adds that extra umph... Isaiah had a sandwich named after him then karate chopped the mayor or something and sandwich went extinct. I missed out. Oh well... Support Dude. He deserves everything he gets. The world is a better place with him in it.

THE WIRE - 100 Greatest Quotes

I love the Wire, pretty much the whole series is a hiphop quoteable. I miss rap pages, I miss video music box and cholas requesting bone thug songs 300+ times a day dedicating them to lil scooby... Omar is my favorite character overall but all the characters were fucking awesome. For some reason I think about Schooly-D's signifying rapper though...

No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden

I wanted to play baseball after watching Darryl Strawberry do a backflip and catch a ball at the outfield wall and then some busty lady lifted her shirt and boobs galore. I was 10 I think and shit I'd still want to play baseball if that's what happened on a nightly basis. who can refuse boobs? My girlfriend has awesome sweatermeat, I love her and them. That's kinda quilter of me but oh well, fuck it.

Lyric

I don't like looking at the video, I put this on tape and slapped it and my room mate thout it was some other shit. I don't know exactly what that means but; where was I going? oh yeah. My roommate and his hooligan friends were wrestling in the livingroom a couple days after i initially moved in and somehow my sampler got fucked up. I was irritated but fuck it, I can choose the things i'll get pissed about and a pretty chill living space is worth its weight in gold. I used to live with a friend and that friendship went hella sour. She used to be a weirdo lesbian feminist now she dates dudes who she thinks she can control and blows all my friends... what up Rosie? Eat a dick!

Spank Rock "Shake It 'Til My Dick Turns Racist"

I don't know what this means but it sounds awesome...

PLASTC LITTLE: THE JUMPOFF

I got a call from Isaiah a while back asking me if Sacha Jenkins was in Plastic Little. I said no, He said he's gay I said I know, he said Africa Baby Bam was gay too. I said word? The end.

PLASTIC LITTLE: DOPENESS

When I saw my nephew Nick born this is exactly what it looked like infact this might actually be the video, I saw a girl fist her asshole up to her elbow in Mexico once with my old boss Danny, it was a little odd because he was more stoked than I was. Then we went to see a girl fuck a rottweiler. I wasn't drunk except for the ride back. Strictly glass coke bottles and molly rolled...

Fosse Fosse Fosse

Once my dad killed a snake under my bed with a machete. It was super cool. All he said was, "I hate snakes." Whenever you see a machete in real life situations things are really gonna get fucked and you'll probably have to change your pants.

Blame it on alcohol....

Never been this drunk but I have killed a crazy dog that looked this drunk. She tried to attack a friends kids in Phoenix. I didn't wnt to do it but a Crazy dog is a crazy dog...