Friday, October 30, 2009
Spank Rock "Shake It 'Til My Dick Turns Racist"
I don't know what this means but it sounds awesome...
PLASTC LITTLE: THE JUMPOFF
I got a call from Isaiah a while back asking me if Sacha Jenkins was in Plastic Little. I said no, He said he's gay I said I know, he said Africa Baby Bam was gay too. I said word? The end.
PLASTIC LITTLE: DOPENESS
When I saw my nephew Nick born this is exactly what it looked like infact this might actually be the video, I saw a girl fist her asshole up to her elbow in Mexico once with my old boss Danny, it was a little odd because he was more stoked than I was. Then we went to see a girl fuck a rottweiler. I wasn't drunk except for the ride back. Strictly glass coke bottles and molly rolled...
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Fosse Fosse Fosse
Once my dad killed a snake under my bed with a machete. It was super cool. All he said was, "I hate snakes." Whenever you see a machete in real life situations things are really gonna get fucked and you'll probably have to change your pants.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Blame it on alcohol....
Never been this drunk but I have killed a crazy dog that looked this drunk. She tried to attack a friends kids in Phoenix. I didn't wnt to do it but a Crazy dog is a crazy dog...
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Damien Walters Showreel 2009
I do this every night when I'm sleeping like a baby. You don't believe me? Get your dreamscape on and come for a visit.
STYLEWARS TRAILER
I Remember when Style Wars came on TV. Channel 6 in DC. I stayed up late to watch it because Mom was always asking why I didn't want to know more about the world. Cartoons and action Heros were my life for about 15 Years... Who am I kidding? They still play an intricate part to my Life. Big Dick Savoys bombed all the skeleton project buildings that circled my block. South East Washington DC was a thing to behold and experience in the early eighties. Peoples ask me why I am the way I am and I answer 70's-80's-90's and beyond. Well that and the first time I ever tried Cannabis it was dipped in embalming fluid. Space cadet with a cassette and a tape deck. the fog still hasn't cleared. Finally got around to watching Style Wars again and damn if it isn't awesome to time travel...
Three Six Mafia Alice in Wonderland - Smokin on the Dro
Alice in Wonderland always scared me as a kid. I'm not sure why because from an early age my parents were always watching horror movies with me. it's strange what sticks and what doesn't. Perhaps it's the underlying themes and all the forshadowing to my life. I don't know and can't really call it. Either way Blonde girls in blue dresses made me think of this movie. I had a major crush on a teacher who always wore stripes. This was back in the 3rd or 4th grade. One day while out with my family I saw her at a street fair or something and she was wearing a red and white horizontal striped tube top. Permanently burned into my psyche. Did I mention she had crazy ridiculously huge tits? I used to have daydreams of breaking into her car and waiting for her to get in. Then we'd go for a long ride and do stuff. Of course I had no real idea what sex was but I knew there was something about her that excited me. Not so much anymore but striped tube tops are my weakness.
Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away, sung by Miss Piggy
The first time I ever heard this song was in the Jackass movie. I like women that aren't afraid to talk dirty. Camp Kill Yourself was this place I always wanted to go to and do random acts of stupidity. I'm as stupid as the next guy. My friend Roland had the tapes and would hype them so much till I'd come over to watch with him. I saw Bam Margera about ten years later at Hooters and to my surprise he's hella short. Diminutive even. All the college girls jocked him like he was Joey. Whoa!!! I remember he was an asshole and I never wanted to see anything else associated with that little prick.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Clipse - The funeral
Living with Doug I finally got a'hold of this 12 inch. My boy John had been all about it for a minute because he was from Norfolk and a DJ. That was the first time I ever heard of Pharrell. I still get, " you look like that guyy from the Neptunes." I'm like, "really Chad Hugo?" Thanks. Eat a dick. Those dudes have been on my dick for the last 15 years and didn't even know it. The Funeral is dope tho.
TOM WAITS "Going Out West"
Tucson never sleeps or forgives. I've seen 9 year beef. It's sad. I knew a dude with a crab hand quick draw a pathfinder of chollos within 3 feet and not hit a single one but manage to hit his loudmouth friend in his lower pelvis. That dudes got a mean limp now. Oh well, they were both assholes.
the edan and dagha show
Rock and Roll is one of my favorite Edan Songs. I was privelidged enough to see him in 2004 at a club with Insight and Time Machine before they got all fancy dancy. The Johnny The Fox routine was the illest thing ever. I will forever consider that show one of my favorites. By the way there were only 6 people in the club... I was jumping my ass around the whole time.
Last Life in the Universe Trailer
I want to go to Thailand specifically because of this movie. I saw it years ago and developed a deep appreciation for Christopher Doyle's cinematography. I also wanted to work in a library during this period and live in an awesome house that magically cleans itself. I heard the writers out there get down and lets face it the country is beautiful. I ended up telling everyone I knew about the movie and it remains one of my favorites. I suppose I'm a big softy because most of my favorites are love stories albiet fucked up ones but love stories regardless.
Harold and Maude Trailer
I finally got around to watching this again, I should probably see it once a year to remind me that the right person is out there. For the longest time television reports of the life expectancy of black youth was supposed to be until 22. I thought I was supposed to die for 3 years after. Left behind. Kind of neurotic i guess but hey what are you gonna do when the anchors are telling you everyday you are gonna die by a shootout or crack.
Life Aquatic
So six years late Adidas releases the Team Zissou sneakers. Better late than never. The second song that plays during the sequence I think my friend Isaiah should rap rap over. I loved this movie as much as I loved Jacques Cousteau. Sometimes I want to just film movies for the rest of my life. picking subjects and following them around filming lives and adventure. I think the adventure comes when you have a really good editor though.
DANCE! with your host Buck 65
From all accounts Buck 65 seems like a cool dude to hang out with and do friend shit with, i do think he might end up being one of those dudes that lets life get him down though. I've seen Buck perform twice and damn if he doesnt put on a great show. The first time I let him use my minidisk to do the show. I was so excited to see him I forgot it in my car. I was planning on recording the show to play back late at night driving around Phoenix during the Fall. Oh well, I'd been a fan for years, I used to bother Rob all the time to send me tapes of the new shit they were working on. For a minute I swore he was hating on me but I didn't care. I do things without fully thinking them through most of the time. Sebutonedef was the reason I was on one. I got a shoebox full of tapes from this dude Pete from Pittsburgh back in '97 and damn if my whole world didn't change. All of the early pre-Anticon stuff was in this box. It was awesome, I was going through my tapes the other night after buying a boombox for my girlfriend and damn if I didn't still have half of them.
Copyright Criminals Trailer
I make beats. Scary cinematic music, long dramatic interludes and the stuff that creeps geek out to. I ended up taking a break because I was broke and still managed to put out an album entitled Broke. Keep it dirty and don't stop.
Beaumont 86'd
I went to see Jackie Brown at the De Anza Drive-In when it came out, It still cracks me up when Samuel Jackson calls Robert DeNiro "NIGGA". I don't really know why. I find most of life hilarious, mainly because people are so fucking stupid. I'm not sitting on a high horse doing a King Soloman. It's just the reality of the times. I think people had more common sense when I was growing up. I see kids or people just a few years younger than me acting like it's their first day on Earth. Lemmings. I'm not sure when this all ahppened but it might be when Jim Henson died. When Kermits voice changed the world went to shit. Disney pretty much owns the world now and it's all a disenchanted kingdom.
Sleep - "Dragonaut"
I tried to make this into an epic chop for a whole month and still couldn't pull it off. I haven't begun the fight.
WARBRINGER - Combat Shock
I went to go see Warbringer with Serg&Stef and this show was dope! my head was ringing for three days after. The thing I like about Oakland is you see black metal kids out in full force that don't look soft or hella suburbanized. It's a sight to behold when the pit starts and everyone rushes and the hard rock kids are moshing right in the middle. I got into Thrash late and hardcore even later but I can honestly say the people you meet are preety good folk. Kind of cariactures upon themselves but cool either way. That can be said about any crowd at any venue. The only thing I can say is Drinking is better at metal shows moreso than anyother show. You feel that shit and the whole room is kinetic and full of lightning. Shazam!!!
WITCHHAVEN!!!!
Thrash voice in full fucking effect! These guys were ill as fuck, they opened for Warbringer.
Team America World Police
Sometimes my memories happen in the form of montages. Perhaps it's been conditioned by too many episodes of A-Team. Perhaps A-Team got it from me? Perhaps I'm full of shit. Puppet sex is better than real sex when you are with someone who just wants to bang and be done. This movie is great on so many levels, when I saw the preview I knew within the first 3 seconds I was gonna love it. They are puppts for fucks sake! My boy Monty knew all the song and would pull out his guitar and bust out bummer remixes all the time. Why he always had a guitar when he couldn't play anything else I'm not sure but it was pretty damn awesome.
Friday, October 16, 2009
P.P.T. (pessimistic personal trainer)
Juggaknots are one of my favorite groups. Strange enough I still don't have the Clear Blue Skies EP. I have a crush on Herawins Voice. I'd like to see her battle Vixen. That probably won't happen but I can wish for it can't I?
RADIOINACTIVE (SHAPE SHIFTERS) FARMERS MARKET OF THE BEAST
Been waiting on this one forever. Been on live performances lately. "Going ape shit silly willy wonka totally bonkers..." Circus is a "G".
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Peter Bjorn and John - Nothing to Worry About
Tokyo, Japan seems like the most awesome futuristic city to ever live in. Seems like Gattaca and the Blade Runnerville. Shit why don't I live in Japan? Why do Japanese still jiggaboo out black characters? Perplexing? Maybe in the future black folk become indentured seritude-bots again. I don't know. I used to read Rap Pages and there was some articele about Japan and how they referred to sex with black people as "Basketball"??? I might have mis-montaged that but I think I'm correct.
Early Flight (b&w, silent, 16mm) Vintage Films
The Creche of Airplanes
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The mountains now are without female hearts:
Above tree-line,
So well and empty,
With the moonlight spilling into the recesses
Of wind-abused stones;
And here I wait for her in secret meetings
Which I can never be sure they happen:
In body I am down below,
I am below traffic, below shopping malls;
But my soul-fish floats, swims,
Gurgles, runs pink gilled fibrillating around her
Naked shoulder blades-
Has things it wants to share with her-
Has things to take to her far over the wild,
Tremulous plum trees,
Over the rock gardens of captured grandmothers
Where the membranous clutches of soft-bellied
Snakes quiver;
Wants to summit with her while the other hikers are
Down past the holly roosts,
Down in their cerulean tents, making love,
Afraid of bears:
Making it here atop the world looking down at the
Mica-ed splash of strange, despondent cities
Where I have called her up from;
Touching my finger to the underbelly of her temple,
And around her sensuous ear,
Telling her things that would be otherwise senseless.
Now that she has come, like the metamorphosis
Of pollinated flowers into the tender fruit bowed on ever
Stem,
Weighted nearer the crèche of airplanes, throbbing
With the nectar of my wounds.
Robert Rorabeck
HOLY MOUNTAIN
A Christlike figure wanders through bizarre, grotesque scenarios filled with religious and sacrilegious imagery. He meets a mystical guide who introduces him to seven wealthy and powerful individuals, each representing a planet in the solar system. These seven, along with the protagonist, the guide and the guide's assistant, divest themselves of their worldly goods and form a group of nine who will seek out the Holy Mountain, in order to displace the gods who live there and become immortal.
EL TOPO
The gunfighter El Topo ("The Mole") and his young son ride through a desert to a village, whose inhabitants have been massacred. Bandits are nearby, torturing and killing the survivors. El Topo rescues a woman (Mara), who leads him on a mission to find and defeat the four master gunmen of the desert. Leaving his son with a group of monks, El Topo and Mara complete the mission, accompanied by a mysterious woman in black. The women leave El Topo wounded in the desert, where he is found by a clan of deformed people who take him to the remote cavern where they live. Awakening years later, he goes with a dwarf woman to a nearby town, promising to dig a tunnel through which the cave-dwellers can escape. They find the town run by a vicious sheriff and home to a bizarre religious cult. El Topo's son, now a man, is a monk in the town. The completion of the tunnel leads El Topo, the townspeople, and the cave-dwellers to a bloody and tragic end.
T Pain Obama Auto-Tune
Adarius told me to check this out and I'm not sure why but I think T-Pain is funny...he has good comic timing and isn't that what makes a comedian funny anyway? Sure their routine can be funny but without timing it falls flat. You can flip a crappy joke with excellent timing and come off. Just like a good emcee. Oh yeah, Atlanta rappers should stop making skits. They are really bad. Better yet everyone should stop making skits unless they are jokes like Devin's phone pranks... My brain hurts thinking about all this stuff and solving the worls problems one post at a time. I'm really not full of myself. My girlfriend thinks I have arrogant tendencies. Yeah it's true. It's only true because I agree. HA HA
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
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Friday, October 2, 2009
Things change as they do....
Sitting on my porch in Oakland I can't help but think about the year thus far, it's been a strangle one . Well that's what Elizabeth said. Elizabeth is a Telegraph regular, peoples park dweller. She's seen it all and lived it hard. I know this from the crazy in her talk and the crack swagger in her stride. Reduced to bargain beer and ciggarette shorts. I want to think there is some sweet premium wine. She warbles about science fiction. I nod and zone out as the sun wears me out. People I hardly know ask me about my day in some insincere form of small talk. How's your girl? My girl is fine. I'm fine. I'm doing what I do. What I do is space out. Get lost in routine. I want more out of life. I'm just not sure what it is. The things that make me happy remain simple. Rambling. Money makes the world go round and my world has been spinning off it's axis. A buck here, a couple there, a hundred, a thousand. People came and went. People gum bumping and quilting... Motor vehicles broke, they got fixed. My soundtrack is written by John Carpenter. Waiting for the zombie apocalypse...
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